- every time you beat up a V8, they tell you that something was wrong with their car.
sadly no
- someone spells vtec with a k or h you cringe a little
YES!
- u think ebay should sponsor u
Not really
- Paypal.com sends you christmas cards
Hell yeah!
- u keep 2x4's next to your jack
Nope
- u know what a shocker is
Yep
- Every time you scrape the front bumper, you and everyone else in the car feel the pain
OUCH, it hurts thinking of it!
- Uve had to explain vtec to a mechanic
Yep, damn rednecks
- U look through a autotrader and know what "Big A" is
Cant say I do
- If you need to call someone to fetch your spare when you get a flat
Nope
- Your girlfriend knows what JDM stands for
Sadly they didnt, now we know why they are ex's. lol
- If your girlfreind prays that a contender doesn't stop at the light next to you
It was true!!!
- The 10mm and 12mm sockets are the dirtiest in the set
Yes sir!
- You lose more 10mm and 12mm sockets in a month than most people do in 3 years
No, I keep track of my tools
- your CEL is on so much u took out the bulb
Nope
- there's no drinking in your car because the cup "holders" cant "hold" it
True
- u refer to ur car by 2 letters ( EG, EK, DC etc.)
EJ8 thats my car
- u refer to your car as an EG or EK but its really not.
Nope
- If you took your car to a shop that you didn't know, they would definately fail the inspection
Yeah
- When you have more fun installing parts than actually using them
Of course I do
- u become utterly disturbed when u hear the terms "aluminum wing", "apc taillights", "wings west", "chrome wheels","body graphics","shift light", and "in-car neons"
Not always
- If your friends complain for you to turn on the A/C and you refuse cause it slows the car down
wouldnt you?
- u found 9387498374 problems with the fast and the furious
of course I did
- When people complain about the cost of 87 Octane gas, you shake your head knowing you have to pay alot more for premium
I penny pinch
- u love telling people thier car isnt an "Si" "TypeR" or whatever because u know the difference
of course
- if you park 1/4 mile away from you destination, or take up 2 or more parking spots
yes!
- You decide to drive around just so people will look at you
not really. Im normally trying to find that damn parking spot 1/4 mile away
- you misspell the word teh
yes
- u use the word "sex" when refering to a car
too often
- ur friend drives a 11 sec mustang but always calls u for a ride cus his is in the shop
yes... *coughJAKEcough*
- u pay 3x as much for almost the same part becus its JDM
if its an EK9 Steering wheel or clock, yes
- you've refered to your DIY headlights as type r's
nope
- you've dedicated a weekend to a DIY
I did, ask sean!
- You have to put ur car away for the winter
I do
- u laugh when people refer to ur car as a "vtec"
it is!!!
- people say "u got nos" when talking about your nitrous system
dont got NOS
- u can type c-l-u-b-c-i-v-i-c-.-c-o-m really fast
guilty
- ur friends eclipse wanted to race u forever but he cant keep it runnig long enuff to make it to the track
I know a few people like that
- you've hit vtec in your driveway on a rainy day
its not hard!
the fed ex man knows all ur mods
between fed ex and UPS... yeah
u wake up every mornig and smile becus your car is still there
When you got a viper alarm and lo jack why worry? | 
I cant wait to go out with her again. 
